I’m sorry, HAL, I’m afraid iPad can’t do that

'2010: A Space Odyssey

Image: One astronaut to another, as they look at a monolith on a bleak lunar landscape.
Caption: Well, I’ll be darned, it does have the Apple logo on it!

Bonus link: Oxford Dictionary’s; Waitor required, fluent in English; and Ladie’s powder room; blooper photos via Turner Ink.